Prelude

For those who haven't had the misfortune of following the saga of the past few months, here's a quick summary.

I lived in Melbourne for about 5 years. In June this year I moved out of my poky North Fitzroy flat, in preparation for the move to Europe. I stayed in Collingwood for a few weeks until I got on that plane. This was a most enjoyable time and I was sorry to have to leave.

I spent a week in London, mostly recovering from the general chaos that preceded my departure, and getting the hang of the local area.

I also went to watch the Tour de France (in London) and spent time in pubs, and walking.

On July 12 I flew to Berlin...